How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you /
the Oatmeal. [written and drawn by Matthew Inman].
- Kansas City, MO : Andrews McMeel Pub., c2012.
- 130, [2] p. : ill. (some col.) ; 23 cm. + 1 pull-out poster.
Author taken from p. [132]. Issued with col. poster outlining 12 signs your cat's plotting to kill you, including excessive yawning, which is not really a yawn but a a war face.
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Cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.
9781449410247 (tr. pbk.) 1449410243 (tr. pbk.)
2012935506
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